Once upon a time I thought that using local talent for doing television commercials for my towing business seemed like the right thing to do to show community loyalty and so on. To which I say bullshit. After nearly how dang long to get one little female to drive in from somewhere Idaho,Utah or frigging freezing Wyoming to stick her nyloned foot in my paws so I can kiss her damn stinking toe to work into the slogan of our company that simply says WE love Tow(e)z has brought me to the point I say Fuck the Local talent. I'm going to find someone in either frigging Hollywood, or similar. And I don't really give one iota that the twit will have to be paid for travel, hotel/motel and fed, plus her dang talent fee. Shoot if I can at least get one dang person to do the dang ad so I can get it aired who in the hell cares where the frig she lives? Which brings me to a pondering question what the frig is so damn weird or over the top kinky about kissing a nyloned santiary foot or toe of a female human? After al your not asking to climb in bed with the woman, your not asking her to wear a forking bikini, nor are you wanting to do something to do is kiss her toe to pla on two damn words that sound alike, are spelled different and mean something different. And damn it I am not the first, certainly not the last and probably not the first that thought about doing an ad such as this for the same dmn reason The only reason this is happening to me is that I have to be in an area with television executives with their Mormon heads so damn far up their ass, and all tht cannot understand the basics of something so damn innocent. Which is why I am so damn hot on buying a TV station or building one that allows a bit of out of the box thinking for a local business and yet still stays within FCC guidlines. So I begin the talent search. Now certainly I'll get a few city, county and area leaders asking why did you not use local talent? Why indeed. Can't be because we have not tried to find one here in Pocatello or immediate area. Is it the fear she will not get paid? Hey check out my bank account honey? Dig the several million dollar account or the history of the family behind it. When local KPVI CHANNEL 6 looked into our finances from the city of Hagerman they flat found out pretty pronto there was money in the till. Okay so why scoot around on ,making some female available to shoot a simple commercial? From what I can see these stations here are not bubbling over with local ad revenue. Are the bank accounts of all these TV stations in my area so damn full that one little commercial should scare th living Mormon shit out of these TV executives? Must do. However and mark my words this will happen. I'll find someone to produce this ad, talent and all and get it on KPIF here in Pocatello, then watch every damn other station either copy it, or comment on it. But at least I'll have the satisfaction of knowing I got an ad on a tv station for a company which is mine that loves going towing, hence we love ToW(e)z.
L8R
SpeedWolf
