To hot for a sex shrink Highway Hooker Tow Tymez for Saturday

Last week I got this rather insulting and hurting email from a sex shrink we at Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio was considering for a segment on our network. The persons name is Sue McGarvie and does or did this thing in Canada called Sex With Sue, Unzipped and Sex with Sue Minute. She founded a now defunct thing called Passion Villiage. This kountry stallion canine must have been able to transmit a Vulcan mind meld or something because Mrs. McGarvie thought I had something other than her being on our radio shows and TV thing Dixie Diesel American Trucker TV. The situation might have came from my being a bit gun shy but rushing into anything involving Dixie Diesel Radio or TV has caused trouble in the past, both in Wyoming and in Utah. Although we have always been the top dawg of our medium, still for anyone to think that I had anything else besides being completely professional is absurd. Part of her being gun shy might have ben because I thought having her visit Idaho was over the top. But whether it was Sue or Howard Stern or heck Dave Nimeo if its on my radio network I want you our public to at least get a chance for a meet and greet. A autograph session, a business session to carve out a contract then shes in the big byrd headed for Canada. Must be too hot for a sex shrink. I'll get into that next blog why having such a program on a show both tv and radio for truckers is so important. It is however as I close not a thing I'm saying no to involving Mrs. McGarvie but its in her court now, if she wants to be on our network coast to coast in the USA, and on satellite radio and soon TV then her, or her business manager person better get in touch with me ASAP or I'm looking at finding someone in our area and building a sex advce thing Hazzard style. More Later

The SpeedWolf

The Gazzette going to print Highway Hooker Tow Tymez

Well here we have a near to the end of another crappy year. In 2006 I was in near freezing weatherin Wyoming trying to form our radio network there, and despite a bunch of real battles had it not been for a very greedy young lady we might have made it. In January after money became a real issue on renting studio space the same gal decided she and I would relocate to Idaho. With less money and lower brains she, family and I moved to Idaho, not Boise as I had intended but to Burley. With a long forgotten past due trffic citation pending in March I got nearly put in jail, but a bail out by the company and the Rode Eaglez Association I began to see some day light there. By June things were looking good, and thus 3 different business operations were being put into motion. First the radio station/network for all things Hazzard County, but one promised venture capitalist decided to back out due to some medical problems. But I kept plugging away, then came the thought of a southern fried bar/cafe in Burley which I am still working on and of course going towing. The last one should have been first. Frustrated with the ability to get my name for goin towing in front of those trucking on TV and local media flat ignoring me and a concept I had been working on about putting a trucking news and lifestyles program on TV I got in talks with KPIF TV in Pocatello, which is why I am still here. In October I made the leap from Burley to Pocatello so I could put the media thing together. Granted the savings on trying to keep warm for less money every month was part of that decision, but I'm sure as I look back on it I could have done in Burley. For some reason as yet to be determined the manager because of a little Lord Fontleroy thinking some kind of my ideas bordered on Porn, that I had put a link to on Mr Fontleroy's computer and the fact that I look like Waylon Jennings son Shooter I was a bit over the top to reside work wise KPIF's manager did not want me at his station. Okay but I had already put things into motion to move so I could not reverse the situation. So I sit in Pocatello with a service truck that needs two new batteries and an alternator which if I was at my shop in Rupert would be no big deal, but no shop and not making ANY money except what I get from the government both SSI and military retirement, which just about pays the bills and not anything hardly more. Now granted too, money from the recovery of the Montgomery Trust as well as for the Hazzard County Knytes is in gear but as anyone who has ever dealt with a class action law suit knows that takes time. The $60 million that the Trust lost was due to an improper investment concept by the Trust board chair into an annuity whose parent investmet firm went straight into the manure pile. The recovery is about to be see, but only in small payments of $20,million per year until paid. Which means I still struggle money wise. Heck I had to near sell my soul for a can of SKOAL today. Not my soul really as it really meant selling some little watched DVD' movies but still it hurt. I have never been so near broke in my life. Although 2008 looks much better still it gets to me. Okay with that said. Since the radio and all broadcast things a bit in the distance, the Hazzard County Knytes The Rode Eaglez Association and of course the BlackSheep Vintage Aviation Asssociation has decided to go to print, rather than broadcastfor a short few months. In Gooding Idaho is a printer who will because of former good relations to print the Hazzard Gazzette for $300.00 a month. Which is not bad. We can sell advertising and at least get some money coming in. With that in mind I have nearly made up my mind that come early spring about May or so hit the road and move back to the Magic Valley. This does not mean I'm giving up nor is the Hazzard Knytes giving up on the project of buying KPIF TV , however just because we own that TV station does not mean I have to live in Pocatello. In fact if I have my way after the organization buy's the TV station I plan on moving the station to either BlackFoot or American Falls Idaho. Whil the Gate City as it is nick named may look like its growing its really hurting. Neighboring Idaho Falls has leaped past Pocatello as far as growth, but not yet the restrictive conservative mindset of the LDS church. Which means even a simple concept as kissing a womans toe to put some spice to the words TOW and TOE , with our tag we love tow(e)s is seen worse than a womans underwear shop, showing sex toys or a satellie TV dealer asking how big is your TV. Guess it all depends on how much money one has to spend with a TV station. I think its wrong but hey that's why I'm looking to get to buying a TV station to allow even the smaller of retailers and service business's a inexpensive place to place ads. As I close this blog I need to say as I also begin to close out another year. 2008 is the year I get my own show of going towing full bore put together and media, broadcasting and many other things are going to be on a as I can when I can basis. Don't be surprised as well to see more of the Wolf bit on the rear shelf and me as my original on air etc handle of SpeedWrench more rather than less. More on that in a few more laps.

L8R

SpeedWrench

Ignoring an important person

Its been snowing very hard in our region lately and while my bank account especially this year should be filling like a bucket under a water fall it isn't. While its easy to cast blame on alot of other factors and people the fact is it is myself to blame. In an attempt to get some sugar and at least some sort of spotlight on my company to announce that I was back home in the Mini Cassia area and Idaho, I went to just about every TV station, and media outlet between Twin Falls and Pocatello. And just because some prudes in the media thought me kissing some honey toes to put a bit of a play on the words TOW and TOE, some thought that was near having some hussy pose nude by my truck, heck I probably could have got the nude part done, easier than smooching some babes toe(w)s. In an attempt additionally to gain some territory one that is sadly underserved and the local fuzz hates to call outside of county community tow services, eve one that they feel is all too way expensive told me if I were to be there I'd get the major share of the tow market. Power County(American-Falls) Idaho. Then looking north east to Blackfoot to Atomic City to Arco Idaho . The thing is I allowed this media TV bull stuff overide the need to begin with and ignored my trucks and my business. Simply because the local area TV stations are too damn stuck up or scared shitless that if they put my ad on their station with me kissing some cicks toe that a boycott or something on their station will occur. In truth I don't think anyone would care and might just get a good chuckle out of the ad, and remember me and my truck LexiBelle next time they need their fancy Ford Explorer or Isuzu Rodeo recovered from the comedian strip of I-15, I-86 or for that matter Idaho highway 39. However I am telling you here and now, the media thing just became a slight hobby, and I'm kicking in gear getting my rucks going towing this year. Even if I do have to move my six out of Pocatello to either back to Rupert or American Falls. Nuff said. Now why do I call my dear truck LexiBelle? Simple, there is a lady who lives in Blackfoot Idaho, infact if I could find her she would be the model posing with my truck. She used to work for this hamburger joint there called Rupe's Burgers the best fast food in Eastern Idaho period. Any mile this gal named Alexis or Lexi for short, and I met there at Rupe's years ago when both Lexi and I were virgins and my heavy Chevy tow truck was only 2 years old. Late one Halloween night after she got off work we drove out to Lukes Island near Springfield Idaho, and with the help of mr Jack Daniels neither tow truck, myself nor Lexi were no longer virgins. The Belle part is a take off of Pappy Boyington's ayrecraft, LuciBelle named after his second wife. Together for me its LexiBelle. I have not seen Lexi since then although I have ben told that she is in fact around there, but still the owner of Rupe's and I both know the secret and why the utmost respect is paid equally between he and I and why a major sponsor of the Hazzard County Knytes remains Rupe's.

I'll be away from my keyboard for a few weeks, changing ISP's frm Cable One to Teton Wireless here in eastern Idaho, as well as phone service and looking at getting a dish really a Dish for tv. After all before I rake out another $250.00 for media access I can buy a Dish, the ISP half only costs $60.00 and so I'll save some real money. However I just wanted you to know why I wont be doing up the blog as often. Number two at the end of the month I'm headed to Daytona for the testing and tuning of our Sprint series COT, thats Car of Today, by NASCAR. Yes this year its not going to be the Nextel series, but Nextel's sister Sprint. Bet this mixes a bunch of NASCAR fans minds up. They'll see Sprint Races and wont tune in. Any mile I'll be down there getting things set for Dixie Deere Racing's ride number 69 to be rolling around that 1.5 mile oval. So wont be as available until after the 1st of March. After March I'll be moving back west of Pocatello, to as said either American Falls or Rupert. Pocatello is a nice place to pass through but few really want to live here, and the word live is used as an option, its more just survive in Pocatello. And yes to those like my dispatcher Nancy will say they told me so, yes I did move for nothing but hey at least I did make the attempt. Still looking to make the buy of KPIF and all but if I buy that station I'm moving it to either Blackfoot or American Falls.

Need sleep see all in April 2008.

ToW(e) thoughts

Have you ever considered the conditions of certain jobs? Consider this the guy who has to design bras for women do you ever think that the draftsperson sitting there every day looking at pencil sketches of breasts and havng to cover them with new products.I wonder if he goes home and says to himself or his better half, honey I love yours but if I have to look at one more pair of jugs I'm going to go bonkers. Okay then talking about bras, who ever designed that little clasp on the back of bras should be hammered to go back and do a reduex. Of all the things on earth that perplexes us male corpuscles it is getting that bra strap undone in the heat of passion. How about velcro? More l*8*R as we look at the lighter side of going towing.