To tyred to write much, too hungover for much of anything else!!

Here I am after nearly six hours yesterday, between two commercial flights being delayed, and all I got in here to Daytona at 21:00 hours MDT. So as one can imagine I’m stressed and tyred. Should have booked one of my own byrds and flew it here myself.

So got here with Scott and crew from Millers, and settled in. This hotel is huge, even put a phone, and dig this a laptop holder in the head.

So once here, got fed then went to the bar. Which was the wrong thing to do, but I truly needed it.

Overdrank and now this morning, my head is in one hand, I type with the other and soon back to bed. Thank Kahless, nothing to do until 17:00 eastern time. Or 14:00 MDT.

To my girls in Idaho, miss ya’ll, Nurse GoodBody, Mello Yello, and of course the light in my eyes, Radio Rebel.

Will write more. Mello Yello call me.

L8R ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months—I don't like to interrupt her.
--Ken Dodd

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If there was a reason to get stoned that time was Monday night

If there was a reason to find a doob, or a boob and get stoned. Monday night. First by near 02:30 hours, from the draft of seeing nothing but snow and slush, to finally getting home to the Rode-House here, snag a shower to thaw out then thinking I’ll just use the old lap top, do my blog here and kick back, was the idea. However, the old laptop I bought from a crook here in Burley puked so now two laptops dead. Take that back and say it was nice and be done with it. As they say ya git what ya’ll pay for. And off brand hardly unheard of computer brands with ancient operating systems, regurgitated by even not too trusty vendors , not for me. To hell with ACER computers, I stick with Dell and Best Buy.

By the way, anybody know of a good IT specialist looking for work?

A few of my crew barked hell at me for spending $600.00 for a desktop. Brand new, means brand new. Low disc usage, and a warrenty. Second a quality brand, and third a service support vendor, that can in most cases be depended on.

The only problem and thank goodness and mighty Kahless, that I had brains to save my art work and docs, on discs, but had to reinstall most of them into the new computer.

Then out of the Heavens , Ellie May sends an email. Glad she did. Now with all the new staff, one that I’m very keen on, Radio Rebel to be exact, still, I’d love Ellie May to jump back in. But I know that’s about as possible as me winning the Idaho Lottery.

So set radio show, on autopilot, and headed to bed.

More in the afternoon,

Quote of the Day:
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
--Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Romans 13:9-10“The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not murder,” “You shall not steal,” “You shall not covet,” and whatever other command there may be, are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

All season for Towing as its snowing

What most of us waited for in late November through Christmas has began in earnest here at the end of February, early March.

Can we make up for it? Perhaps, but it means that such things as being on air here for Highway Hooker Radio was hit and miss , mostly miss Monday night into Tuesday. Since as wizzardy as I am, I can’t be in two places at the same time. I can’t be on air and on the road going towing. Which is why we here are feverishly trying to find a honey to slip in here at the Rode House

 So I’m all covered in snow to go toew so no show on the radio.

Hope I can get out to go to Daytona for the race, but looking at weather muight not get to.

Oh well, there’s other NASCAR races to go to, plus get to take my fave girls. That really could be kuel. Would love seeing Mello Yello and Radio Rebel in bikini’s, yea buddy.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
If you destroy a free market, you create a black market.
--Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill

Proverbs 17:9“Whoever would foster love covers over an offense, but whoever repeats the matter separates close friends.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

So lets see about getting kinky

B4 I get off here, this morning.

Continuing with the Toe/Tow saga , I’m not the only one continuing that tradition. What started out as once PhooteNotes, has grown into a publication by Bill Chandler of TruckTrader fame, called T.R. FootNotes. T.R. standing for Towing and Recovery.

Going further here, we are just the ones that enjoy enhancing the play on words that are spelled different, mean something different, yet sound alike.

Nuff said.

When it comes to the population of the highway or at least the main residents thereof, OTR drivers, Bikers and us in towing, have about 5 major interests, at least us males out here. They being, fast trucks, fast bikes, fast food, fast women,open highway.

Past that just about everything is what we get from already established trade journals.

However, those not in the know about tows, forget one basic piece that I’ll give myself a slap on the back of. Highway Hooker Radio and KTOW was tow, b4 tow was kuel. Examples, TruTV runs two shows on TV about us in towing. Two years ago, SpeedTV starts Wrecked, starring  O Hare Towing out of Chicago. But Highway Hooker Radio, and us here at KTOW FM were the first public media doing anything towing. Of course trucking? B4 Trick My Truck, Ice Road Truckers and the rest, Dixie Diesel was on the air doing radical OTR radio.

Of course there are bikers. B4 there was American Chopper which made OCC the big deal they are, b4 Southern Steel, B4 the rest, Hazzard County Choppers was on the air albeit radio doing something on our biker culture. Yet few times do we get the salute of coming in as numero uno.

So where do we go from here. Besides Highway Hooker Radio, talks are under way with two major TV networks, about rolling out Highway Hooker TV, in 2014. We are also working with XM/Sirius Satellite radio, on doing up Highway Hooker Radio as its own XM/Sirius channel, in essence the tow channel.

So when I get asked why I need Mello-Yello and Radio Rebel and a media production staff. Do you REALLY NEED TO ASK?

More at 17:00 hours. See ya’ll on the radio.

Quote of the Day:
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
--David Starr Jordan

Proverbs 17:9“Whoever would foster love covers over an offense, but whoever repeats the matter separates close friends.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The human condition

THe human condition such as it is, is warped at best. Over the last 30 or so years I have seen more change in the American condition than I’d like.

In most of it just about everybody was bitching about something. Even in the groovin 70’s and hip disco 80’s , yea we had great music, but the economy by comparison was still the shits. Credit was tighter than a Mormon virgin, b4 BYU. After BYU most LDS women are no longer virgins married or not, despite what they claim.

but education was not so good. Folks who dug kountry music were considered a few quarts low, but in reality us in the kountry need to be smarter than others, even some of the hardly dry behind the ears college kids, and whipper snappers trying to poke at the old AyreWolf here thinking they ain’t going to get bit. I forgive for a time, after that time, I byte.

So the thing goes, that if your going to get the idea beyond basic thought to complete comprehension, that the word TOW is pronounced as TOE is, you show the pictures of the TOE then show the picture of: then if your really lucky, you’ll get the thing across.

What this all means next coffee break.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640K of RAM!?
--Bill Gates, 1981

1 John 4:11-12“Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

KTOW and Highway Hooker Radio looking for cute Toes for Toews.

B4 I put the truck in the barn and head for bed , gotta pass this along. KTOW the only radio station in America dedicated to us who toew. And Highway Hooker Radio is looking for the hottest little dainty toes in Idaho and area for use on some of our promotional ads.

Here’s the details, and even teens can get involved since we are only photographing toes and feet. Rules of this road are purtty simple. First gotta be female feet/toes. Second gotta be in nylon hose cuzz nyloned toes look better. Third, must show a legal release for use in publications.

Now here’s the goodie grab basket. If ya’ll win, there will be 1st place winners of $10,000.00 , Second place; $5,000.00, and Third place at $1,000.00  . Winners will be entered for the Miss Highway Hooker project and or one of the coveted Highway Hooker/KTOW Highway Angels. That is a $300,000.00 modeling contract, or in the case of the Highway Angels, a $150,000.00 modeling contract.

So get your cute toes in hose on video ,

and send it, KTOW radio 811 21st Street HeyBurn Idaho 83336 or email to:

hwyhooker@hotmail.com

Gotta get off and back on the air.

Details can be had on the contest by calling 208-212-9653 .

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Fear is something to be moved through, not something to be turned from.
--Peter McWilliams

1 John 4:11-12“Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Darksydes

For many in this business and it is a business. That few want to do as a career, but those of us who made going toewing in snow or dry warm weather our choice of life’s work it is a profession we take seriously. More over reverently. Especially when it comes to our trucks. The trucks become more than a tool on 6 or more wheels to get the job done. They become part of our families. More over for some of us the tow truck, we started with remains, as more of a wife, than a human wife would be. Or is.

With over 1, million, 600,000 miles on her LexiBelle

 Remains as the center of my universe. Thing is like many women, the get older they get it becomes harder to feed them. The offspring in my case LiL Lexi, goes out to do the short jobs, jump starts, flat tire fixes, traffic control. But when something needs mighty Titan strength, few LexiBelle’ size can handle what she do. Which gets me to the thing here. Old skool don’t always mean bad. Case-n-Point, even modern technology is not up to the simplicity of old things. Such as, my new computer, oh its good, but Windows 7 is harder to work with than XP, I’d much rather have XP back and be able to do what I used to on my old laptop. However, the old laptop, did not load up, or boot as fast as the new one. Some new cars, trucks, etc , can’t be slung towed. Will not work, one will crumple up these aluminum plastic cars and light trucks like a beer can using a sling. So blocks, dollies, and things like straps instead of extra tie down chains, as well as flat beds, rollbacks, or properly called carriers. Yet for all that is Holy , the modern boom style tow rig, has to back up, with its donkey pointed at the vehicle to be winched out or recovered. Where as; My Holmes 500, albeit a bit slower, can rescue that slide off, while all my wheels stay in the direction of travel, less traffic blockage, thus less traffic control needed and I can split my booms, winch from the side, and wahlah done. Minimum damage. So then.

Where did this Hooker thing start? First I didn’t start it. The term is old over the road long haul trucker cb radio slang for tow truck, (Hooker) as a tow truck utilizes chains , wire rope etc with hooks on the ends to accomplish the tasks assigned.

However again I did not start it.

The concept married itself with a picture I saw once in the old version of Overdrive, Magazine, with the subtitle the Happy Hooker. Second I snagged a T shirt from my mentor Tommy N Thompson of TNT Towing of Boise, that read , Our Hookers Handle All Sizes, with a street lady separating a heavy tow truck and a light duty tow truck.

When I first started out, I started as Heavy Hooker Wrecker Service of Hagerman Idaho. Over the years that has been reworked as Highway Hooker Toewing, and remains as the parent tow service, of Dixie, BlackSheep, SpeedWrench, Towing.

And for the idiot near Malad Idaho that thought it’d be funny to copy our old name, fine, you can pay the bills associated with it. But copyright infringement will cost you even more.

So that’s how the Hooker thing got started. And thought is being thrashed around to reheat Highway Hooker Toewing up here in Mini Cassia.

Busy day so need sleep.

L8R Hookers,

On the Rode again

Back on the rode again. Felt somewhat neglecting LexiBelle, and what we all created there because of her. So I thought, since the religious as well as puritans of western Idaho, are more worried about their farms than flying, and the list goes on.
Sounds like a bunch of manure I went through in the late 1980's don't it? For me its comprimizing I came to Idaho with aspirations and the snobs in Tragic Valley Idaho, says no you wont, so I crawl back in my shell. But its a comfortable shell. Going toewing is something I decided on, through divine inspiration, in 1976 and so hey why the frack not.
So we put the steam under the pan of all things toew. Including Highway Hooker. I bcan remember that asshole in CokeVille Wyoming telling me, ya'll can't do that. I am getting to think that outside notion of city folks, thinking, us in the kountry being very damn simple in mind. Ain't so off.
Not all farm people or kountry folks are dumb and stupid, but many can't get out of preprogrammed thought patterns, and so it was in 2005 at CokeVille Wyoming, with both Highway Hooker Toewing and the Kat House. Truck service center there. Get it? Kat House Cat Diesels , not the immediate the idea that enters your brain.
Any mile becuzz of much demand I put Highway Hooker and all its parts on the rear box , and went on. But I thought why?
So KTOW , Highway Hooker and all the rest gets on the road once again.
L8R Ya'll need sleep.

Your blog and Treasures are not yours

Allot of folks are digging for gold and that gold might just be being scoured out of your mine, or mind. The dayz of free blogs, whether that be Google's Blogger, Zimbio's blog service or even MSN's Spaces.live.com may soon be a for a fee rather than free service. More over just because it hazz your treasured gems, thoughts, knowledge or so on does not mean its really yours. In essence when you send your 411 to these services, you in reality are giving these services the license and that is part of those little blurbs you see in the Conditions of Service that you click the I ACCEPT button of. They now partly own YOUR PROPERTY. Unless you make your own web site, paid for by you, built by you, and hosted by YOU, or your towing firm in reality its not yours. As economic conditions become much worse until they get better and that will only happen after the 2008/09 Presidential Election and someone with integrity is sitting in the big chair, but until our nations money woes are cured, SAAS or Software As A Service will soon be including your up to now free blog. Okay then some news you can use. Over the last 18 months there hazz been an internal squabble going on in regard to finalizing on a handle for both our classic big truck and as well as our klassik tow truck branch of the Hazzard County Knytes Kustmz Association. So it hazz boiled down to this. The sibling offspring of the Hazzard Knytes for both Klassik haulers and draggin wagons is The Hazzard County Rode Knytes Association. Watch the TV show this afternoon at 14:00 hours to 15:30 Hours. More l8r haulers n Hookers

 

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Funny things happen when you growl

It's really funny some how that things happen when one growls. Not always a good thing by the way, when it comes to connecting with the Internet I told BridgeMaxx to stuff it, guess one does have to pay $200.00 a month for a good ISP huh? Any mile did anyone watch Lipstick Jungle? the new drama on NBC written by the same gal who wrote Sex in The City. Will Lipstick Jungle last? Don't think so, as anyone knows the snag in those hose is that Lipstick an TV dramas get smudged. I was not all that thrilled with the thing so am giving Lipstick Jungle a thumbs down. Met some real hotties at the bikini bar preve eve that I think I can pluck out of there to build a 90% female staff at Southern Steele Media. Now just need to find a place to put it. Will be on the TV Friday doing Highway Hooker TV see if oit passes the censors. More details l8r

The original Highway Hooker